Why me????

Lastnight after getting home at 10:00pm I went to take my fleece jacket off. Well the zipper wasnt going to let me!! It didnt apprear that the zipper was STUCK on anything, it just didnt want to zip down. I fiddled with it, fiddled with it and notta thing was happening. So after about 10 minutes of trying , I decided to try and pull it off over my head. Well if that wasnt FUNNY!! Here I am on my knees on the floor trying to pull my arms out of the sleeves and then trying to get this stupid fleece over my head. Nope, apparently my head is tooo fat!! I tried to pull it, but that didnt work, instead just got a few "rug burns" on my head. Poor Saige didnt know what was happening. She came over and was trying to help by hitting her paw on my head...thanks girl!! Anyways, back to the drawing board. I kept trying the zipper, said a few "bad" words, and was heating up. I think the panic was setting in!! There was no way I was going to bed with this fleece jacket on. What would I do in the morning? I couldnt head out the door without a shower, heck I couldnt even wash my hair!! So finally at 10:50pm I was really mad. I almost wasted 1 hour on this zipper, I wanted to go to bed. Soooo out came the scissors. Now if that wasnt hard!! Trying to cut a straight line down close to your neck. But after a few attempts it worked. And boy I had to cut aways down, past the neck/shoulders of the jacket just to be able to get it over my fat head!! But the relief....so no idea if the jacket can be fixed, but at this point I dont care.....its off!!!
Note: You cant really see the cut mark unless you click on the picture, its on the right beside the scissors!!